There are a million things I would rather do than write my own bio: at home bikini wax, repair drywall, play in traffic … you get the idea. I have never been a fan of the typical “I’ve accomplished this” and “I’ve accomplished that.” It feels impersonal and sterile like a resume. However, this is the “about me” section and so I have to give you some info “about me”. But let’s do this introduction thing differently. I’m going write this bio as if you and I are having a conversation. Like it’s our second date. The one when you know everyone is interested but not sure if they are an axe murderer. So let’s dive a little deeper to find out. Here it goes.